Animals suck. So does P.E.T.A. Why do these morons give a shit about animals? You think animals care about you? No. They don't. They're like children. If you feed and clean up after them, then they'll give a shit if you exist. That reminds me- kids suck too. They get away with too much shit.       I'd shoot myself before I shared my house with some flea infested animal which licks its own crotch for sport. The only way I'd keep an animal in my house would be if I was fattening it up to eat. What else are animals good for? Nothing. If someone bought me a pet then I would only hope they bought me a grill to cook it on. Why would you let some drooling, ungrateful little shit share your home with you? Why not save yourself the trouble (and money) and just drool on everything you own (only after tossing your pubes and shavings on your new rug) and give yourself a swirly? If I ever become a millionaire I just might buy a zoo and/or pet store and eat everything that won't give me rabies. They're nothing but squatters.      What's even more disturbing is that some freaks actually try to fuck them. I'd rather get hit in the nuts with a hockey puck. I've heard of many sicko perversions out there, but beastiality is one of the few that make my testicles try to brake free of their fleshy prison. Don't even get me started on those "furries." I think Ralph Nader is one of them. He just has that "I like to wear animal costumes when I have sex" look on his face (assuming Nader has ever had sex).      Animals are annoying. When they're not chirping, buzzing, barking, squeaking, quacking, and moaning, they're drinking our blood, laying eggs in and/or on us, scratching us, crapping on our property, walking funny, flying around like idiots, stealing our food (them), and bitching about the environment (that's just the hippies). Animals are worthless.