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Subject: Cobalt Agent
From: "David Jeffreys" <dvdjffrys@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, December 5, 2006 9:02 pm (I might have responded quicker if I didn't have fucking Bronchitis for half of the fucking week)
Camson, you my friend, need to think about what your saying. Nothing you say on this
website has any information backing it up, no arguments, just complete and utter
arrogent stupidity. You are everything you say you hate on this website. You do not
live in New Jersey, In fact you live in Quincy Massachussetts.
You are just about the biggest hippocrite I have ever met, for instance
you yourself own an Ipod, yet you blabber endlessly about expensive
products and how they are just so stupid and irrelivant. You tell
people if they have a problem with secondhand smoke they should go
away, oh yea? Well how about if you have a problem with what is
broadcasted on the news, don't watch it. Or if you have a problem with
Playboy T.V. you should stop being a pervert and not watch it. You also
have listed yourself wanting the job of "blowjob recipient" and told
somone they would die a virgin because they are a democrat, well with
all due respect Camson I highly doubt you are in any higher a sexual
standpoint then said democrat.
Why do you want people to fuck off? Im betting it is because of
jelousy, now why in the world would somone like Shia Labeouf or Pamella
Anderson need to fuck off? Have they done anything to you except become
famous while you do nothing but whine incessantly on the internet? I
would think not.
Now contrary to what you may belive Camson, smoking pot does not make
someone a bad person, people dont watch MTV or buy certain products
because they are communists, no one around you is going to transform into
a robot and start killing people(and in addition, you are not a robot),
gum is not prohibited by the schools, and of course, you are not funny.
Please understand that my goal is not to insult, but rather bring you down
with your own information, lies, and stupidity. Maybe you'll realize your
ignorance.
No, YOU need to think about what "your" saying. Quincy Massachusetts? Sorry, but no. I do live in this shithole of a state called Jersey (granted, Massachusetts is just as shitty). And what arguments are you speaking of? Because I rarely make them, rather I just rant about random crap that's on my mind. It's not often at all that I make real arguments, though when I do, I fucking back them up (and that doesn't always mean links; most of it is just common-fucking-sense).
First of all, if you think I live in Massachusetts then you sure as fuck have never met me. I own an Ipod? You want to back that up you fucking poofter? And no, I never "babble about expensive products" unless they cost way too fucking much to be fucking worth it. But hey, I'm sure your dumb ass sees nothing wrong with blowing a few hundred bucks on something like a fucking belt. You then go on to bitch about how I think that people who don't like secondhand smoke should get the fuck out of the way. And that somehow makes me a hypocrite? Well spank my ass and call me a taxi! Guess what dumbass- I don't watch the news! It's the very reason I complained about it! And I don't watch Playboy TV for the very reasons I've stated. With that very logic, yes, they should move the fuck out of the way. But with your logic, you shouldn't have even typed your shitty little email bitching at me because you'd be doing the same shit I do! Eat an elephant turd and shut the fuck up. I'm not about to disclose my sex life on the internet, especially to some dumbass that can't comprehend the terms "satire" and "he's obviously not serious, so stop being a whiny bitch." Though I'd be willing to bet that you're more experienced than me in the bedroom. Now, that's most likely because your victims lovers are too young to speak, let alone give consent. Yeah, you get that baby pussy. You fucking pedophile.
Why do I want people to fuck off? It depends on the person. I'd like you to fuck off because you're a brain dead monkey and your favorite recreational sport is counting how many traffic cones you can fit up your diseased, pedophile ass. Jealousy? Of Pamela Anderson and that queef Shia LaBeouf? Both of these retards can fuck off because they're some of the shittiest fucking actors that I've seen. Yes, they're famous. So fucking what? So is Hitler. Should I praise the dirt he's walked on? You couldn't possibly think that being famous means that you're not a fucking retard... could you? Honestly, anyone who thinks that that dumb bimbo or that little retard have any fucking talent must be retarded (that's the only excuse you could have to not know how bad they suck). Now, you also made the assertion that they have done nothing to me. Besides pissing me off for being such fucking hacks, you're right, they haven't. But what the fuck does that have to do with anything? I mean, Stalin never did anything to me personally. Does that mean he's good? Well besides being a dictator, being responsible for bringing about the Cold War that lasted nearly half of a century, and spreading an ideology that killed millions of people, yeah, I guess a retard like you would call him good. Dumbass. Though I guess Anderson and LaBeouf didn't do anything like raising an iron curtain (though Pamela Anderson does support an animal rights terrorist group, but then again I'm sure lots of people do, and it doesn't harm me...). Now you could have made it easier on the world and poured a gallon of arsenic down your throat, but no, you had to go on and further try to pull all logic from existence into the many dark, empty holes that you call an argument (I just call them stupid, and you a dumbass).
No, I suppose smoking pot doesn't make you a bad person, but it sure doesn't fucking make you a better one. I'll assume you're a pothead for even bringing it up. Pothead. You're also right in that "people don't watch MTV or buy certain products because they're communists." It's because they're fucking idiots. I'm not a robot? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! IS THAT WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL THIS TIME? THAT EXPLAINS THE FUCKING STRAITJACKET! Thanks for opening my eyes, you fucking asshole. I have to say, I'm not sure if this email is a fucking joke or not. You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to take all the shit on this site seriously. Though I wouldn't put it past some people (idiots like you). But I'll assume you are an idiot (very possible). I guess you also think that I believe that it is historically accurate to say that we fought British androids in the War of 1812. George Patton said it best- you don't know anything more about real battle than you do about fornicating (besides with children).
And why the fuck do you think my name is Camson? Is that some gay little insult that you retards up in Massachusetts use when you're not busy giving each other $2 handjobs? Go fucking kill yourself.
Oh, and this dumbass sent a second email shortly after the first-
Subject: As a side note
From: "David Jeffreys" dvdjffrys@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, December 5, 2006 9:16 pm
It would not be wise to track my IP or try to hack my computer, because I will know,
and I will also know it was you, and my retribution will be alot worse
Holy shit! Your retribution? My goodness! Do you wear a cape and lurk in the shadows too, you fucking moron? Honestly, what makes you think I even want to know your IP, let alone have anything else to do with your drugged up ass? Aren't your fellow NAMBLA members going to be pissed that you're using their computers, you fucking pothead? And why even fucking risk emailing me and having me find your IP? Why don't you just email me your fucking phone number too? Dipshit. Go fucking choke on the cloud of stupid that surrounds your fat head.
But yeah, I'll be sure not to try to find out anything about you.
Idiot.
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Subject: Ur sick
From: "Jason Sheets" <hockeysheets@aol.com>
Date: Tue, October 31, 2006 9:32 am
u r sick ass hell and ur a dumb fuck. I love hippies and andrew jackson
is the bigest PUSSY!!, ever.
By the way Chuck Norris Jokes are funny.
Holy crap! Douchebag, if you had put the same amount of effort into spelling as you did into being a dumbass, you might have produced a coherent sentence. All in all I'd say you're just some disgruntled, wimpy, fat kid who likes to wrestle men in spandex a little too much. You do have a good point though. I am sick. Sick and tired of retards like you using up my air. You love hippies? Me too. Dead. Go smoke a tree, you Native American-loving, British Loyalist hippy. Andrew Jackson a pussy? I bet he's killed more people than wrestling championships and football games that your fat ass lost. Anyone who laughs at Chuck Norris jokes needs to be castrated, which I'm sure would actually save the cops the trouble of having to lock away your retarded spawn some time in the future. In other words, people on your level of stupid should not be multiplying. Do the world a favor a shove your fat head inside a blender when your parents are away.
Just days after posting this, I recieved this from "RocketBoy111591@aol.com"
ur a faggot u little homo go kill urself u damn communist
hahhahahaahaha
Communist? Tell me, why is it that your message is the one that's written in red? Because I made it so? True. Because you're an idiot? Also true. Thank God for IP tracking, otherwise I might not have located the address of this dipshit so I could post it online where there are plenty of child predators that would love to pay fatty here a visit.
