I'd kick even more ass as a robot. Robots are just plain awesome. Out of all the things I could choose to be, I'd be a robot. Robots can maim and/or kill whoever they want. Who's going to stop them? Nobody. In fact, robots thrive on attacking kids and animals. You know what's better than a robot? Two robots. Want to know whats is better than that? Giant robots like Transformers. Transformers are awesome. What's more badass than robots that turn into stuff? Nothing, asshole. Omega Supreme hauled some major ass.      Omega Supreme kicks ass.      Omega Supreme is a robot.      Robots kick ass.      I kick ass.     Therefore I must be a robot. I wish.