You know what's annoying? Trying to finish your work in class while people keep bothering you with stupid questions. Why are people so stupid? Most of the time it's some chick like the ones in horror films that don't know when to keep their big mouths shut. This results in their death because they couldn't stop weeping long enough for the stalker/monster to leave. Who needs them? Nobody. Here are some of the many cancer-inducing questions that I have been asked by stupid shits-      "Do you have any gum?"      Every time I hear this question I'm tempted to punch the shithead in the face. OOPS! You can't have gum now that you need braces! I'm chewing gum right now. Sour apple. Fucking awesome. Anyone who doesn't like sour apples should be shot. Seriously though, why do you morons keep asking me for gum? Does it look like I have gum? No? Maybe because THE FUCKING SCHOOL PROHIBITS GUM! HOLY SHIT! Let's ignore the rules and regulations of the school for a minute. Let's ignore that you ask me this same stupid question all the time. Why don't you just go and buy some fucking gum? Get your own damn gum.      "Are you Jewish?"      I honestly have no idea what prompts people to ask me this. What fucking difference does it make if I'm Jewish? What does it fucking matter to you? Who cares? Then after I tell them I'm not Jewish they ask AGAIN! "ARE YOU SURE?" No. Actually I was lying for fear of being caught on tape admitting which religion I'm affiliated with. Give me a fucking break and go kill yourself. I have better things to do with my time, like stare at a wall, than answer your inane questions.      "What kind of music do you like?"      Does it fucking matter? You have no interest in me; you only give a shit about stupid turds who wear South Pole and JNCO Jeans, smoke pot, and stick their dicks in more holes than those found in a hunk of Swiss cheese. Turn around and do your work you stupid bitch.      "What was the assignment?"      You mean the one the professor JUST WROTE ON THE FUCKING BOARD? Maybe the reason you didn't hear him was because you were too busy talking with your other slutty friends about how you can make yourselves seem even more like prostitutes. Anyone who asks such ludicrous questions deserves to be beaten over the head with a ratchet. Being this stupid should be a crime.      What's wrong with people? They can't do shit for themselves. I'll admit I'm lazy. However, if I need something I'll get it. I don't expect my teachers to give me good grades when I don't work for it, unlike those dipshits who will come up with the mind wrenching "I don't understand how I got this grade!" I seriously hope that the rest of America isn't infested with the mindless MTV crazed teeny boppers, Hot Topic loving "goths," and psychologist praising hippies that plague New Jersey. They're like roaches. No... at least roaches can shake off nuclear war.